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	<title>The World Important News</title>
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	<description>Because if you don't laugh at the state of the world, it will drive you genuinely insane</description>
	<pubDate>Sun, 24 Feb 2008 16:03:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<copyright>&#xA9; 2003-2006</copyright>
		<category>Comedy</category>
		<ttl>1440</ttl>
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		<itunes:summary>Because if you don't laugh at the state of the world, it will drive you genuinely insane</itunes:summary>
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			<itunes:name></itunes:name>
			<itunes:email>applemask83@gmail.com</itunes:email>
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		<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>World Important News, Show Thirty</title>
		<link>http://worldimportantnews.podbean.com/2008/02/24/world-important-news-show-thirty/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 24 Feb 2008 15:38:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The thirtieth ever WIN! Featuring reasons why Barack Obama is an evil sleeper agent who seeks to destroy our very way of life!

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The thirtieth ever WIN! Featuring reasons why Barack Obama is an evil sleeper agent who seeks to destroy our very way of life!
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				<itunes:subtitle>The thirtieth ever WIN! Featuring reasons why Barack Obama is an evil sleeper agent who seeks to destroy our very way of life! </itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>The thirtieth ever WIN! Featuring reasons why Barack Obama is an evil sleeper agent who seeks to destroy our very way of life!</itunes:summary>
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		<itunes:duration>13:52</itunes:duration>
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		<title>World Important News, Show Twenty-Nine</title>
		<link>http://worldimportantnews.podbean.com/2008/02/03/world-important-news-show-twenty-nine/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 03 Feb 2008 15:39:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>worldimportantnews</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Superbowl special! Except not really because we don&#8217;t know anything about American Football! But there is a bit about the game in there.

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Superbowl special! Except not really because we don&#8217;t know anything about American Football! But there is a bit about the game in there.
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				<itunes:subtitle>Superbowl special! Except not really because we don't know anything about American Football! But there is a bit about the game in there. </itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Superbowl special! Except not really because we don't know anything about American Football! But there is a bit about the game in there.</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:keywords>satire, topical, news, comedy, funny, british, politics, sport, republicans</itunes:keywords>
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		<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
		<itunes:duration>12:03</itunes:duration>
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		<title>An Announcement</title>
		<link>http://worldimportantnews.podbean.com/2008/02/02/an-announcement/</link>
		<comments>http://worldimportantnews.podbean.com/2008/02/02/an-announcement/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 02 Feb 2008 13:06:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>worldimportantnews</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[WIN is moving to Sundays as Oliver Christian has tutorials on Saturdays. Also the Rugby&#8217;s on. So&#8230;that&#8217;s a thing.

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>WIN is moving to Sundays as Oliver Christian has tutorials on Saturdays. Also the Rugby&#8217;s on. So&#8230;that&#8217;s a thing.
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		<title>World Important News, Show Twenty-Eight</title>
		<link>http://worldimportantnews.podbean.com/2008/01/26/world-important-news-show-twenty-eight/</link>
		<comments>http://worldimportantnews.podbean.com/2008/01/26/world-important-news-show-twenty-eight/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 26 Jan 2008 16:10:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>worldimportantnews</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[OMG we appear to be back! Sore throats, pah! Download right the fuck now!

]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>OMG we appear to be back! Sore throats, pah! Download right the fuck now!
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				<itunes:subtitle>OMG we appear to be back! Sore throats, pah! Download right the fuck now! </itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>OMG we appear to be back! Sore throats, pah! Download right the fuck now!</itunes:summary>
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		<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
		<itunes:duration>17:20</itunes:duration>
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		<title>Review of the Year 2008: A World Important News Special</title>
		<link>http://worldimportantnews.podbean.com/2007/12/21/review-of-the-year-2008-a-world-important-news-special/</link>
		<comments>http://worldimportantnews.podbean.com/2007/12/21/review-of-the-year-2008-a-world-important-news-special/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Dec 2007 17:10:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>worldimportantnews</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[
The World Important News takes a look back at the events of the coming year, including: Hilllary vs Webb! God&#8217;s nervous breakdown! And the end of the world! Probably the funniest thing we&#8217;ve ever made! Better than a goat!

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<p>The World Important News takes a look back at the events of the coming year, including: Hilllary vs Webb! God&#8217;s nervous breakdown! And the end of the world! Probably the funniest thing we&#8217;ve ever made! Better than a goat!
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				<itunes:subtitle>The World Important News takes a look back at the events of the coming year, including: Hilllary vs Webb! God's nervous breakdown! And the end ...</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Hilllary vs Webb! God's nervous breakdown! And the end of the world!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:keywords>satire, topical, news, comedy, funny, british, politics, sport, republicans</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:author></itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
		<itunes:duration>15:56</itunes:duration>
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		<title>World Important News, Show Twenty-Seven</title>
		<link>http://worldimportantnews.podbean.com/2007/12/15/world-important-news-show-twenty-seven/</link>
		<comments>http://worldimportantnews.podbean.com/2007/12/15/world-important-news-show-twenty-seven/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 15 Dec 2007 16:54:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>worldimportantnews</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s Christmas! Baby please come home! Last in the series, but review of the year special is next week! Listen right now now NOW!

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It&#8217;s Christmas! Baby please come home! Last in the series, but review of the year special is next week! Listen right now now NOW!
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				<itunes:subtitle>It's Christmas! Baby please come home! Last in the series, but review of the year special is next week! Listen right now now NOW! </itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>It's Christmas! Baby please come home! Last in the series, but review of the year special is next week! Listen right now now NOW!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:keywords>satire, topical, news, comedy, funny, british, politics, sport, republicans</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:author></itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
		<itunes:duration>13:02</itunes:duration>
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		<title>World Important News, Show Twenty-Six: 8/12/07</title>
		<link>http://worldimportantnews.podbean.com/2007/12/08/world-important-news-show-twenty-six-81207/</link>
		<comments>http://worldimportantnews.podbean.com/2007/12/08/world-important-news-show-twenty-six-81207/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 08 Dec 2007 16:28:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>worldimportantnews</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Twenty-six? That&#8217;s six months! Holy cow!

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Twenty-six? That&#8217;s six months! Holy cow!
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				<itunes:subtitle>Van't Cease!</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Twenty-six? That's six months! Holy cow!</itunes:summary>
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		<itunes:author></itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
		<itunes:duration>11:21</itunes:duration>
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		<title>World Important News, Show Twenty-Five: 1/12/07</title>
		<link>http://worldimportantnews.podbean.com/2007/12/01/world-important-news-show-twenty-five-11207/</link>
		<comments>http://worldimportantnews.podbean.com/2007/12/01/world-important-news-show-twenty-five-11207/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 01 Dec 2007 15:17:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>worldimportantnews</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Mohammed Christian wishes you a happy World AIDS Day!

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Mohammed Christian wishes you a happy World AIDS Day!
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				<itunes:subtitle>Mohammed Christian wishes you a happy World AIDS Day! </itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Mohammed Christian wishes you a happy World AIDS Day!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:keywords>satire, topical, news, comedy, funny, british, politics, sport, republicans</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:author></itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
		<itunes:duration>17:28</itunes:duration>
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		<title>World Important News, Show Twenty-Four: 24/11/07</title>
		<link>http://worldimportantnews.podbean.com/2007/11/24/world-important-news-show-twenty-four-241107/</link>
		<comments>http://worldimportantnews.podbean.com/2007/11/24/world-important-news-show-twenty-four-241107/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 24 Nov 2007 17:58:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>worldimportantnews</dc:creator>
		
	<category>the show!</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[After compassionate leave, we return with blistering monologue stylings! Oliver Christian versus John Howard, the Civil Service and France! Subscribe right now now now!

]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>After compassionate leave, we return with blistering monologue stylings! Oliver Christian versus John Howard, the Civil Service and France! Subscribe right now now now!
</p>
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				<itunes:subtitle>Howard's End</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>After compassionate leave, we return with blistering monologue stylings! Oliver Christian versus John Howard, the Civil Service and France! Subscribe right now now now!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:keywords>satire, topical, news, comedy, funny, british, politics, sport, republicans</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:author></itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
		<itunes:duration>18:37</itunes:duration>
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		<title>World Important News, Show Twenty-Three: 10/11/07</title>
		<link>http://worldimportantnews.podbean.com/2007/11/10/world-important-news-show-twenty-three-101107/</link>
		<comments>http://worldimportantnews.podbean.com/2007/11/10/world-important-news-show-twenty-three-101107/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 10 Nov 2007 15:18:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>worldimportantnews</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[We are have moved networks today yet! More bollocks spoken in episode! Listen immediately!

]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We are have moved networks today yet! More bollocks spoken in episode! Listen immediately!
</p>
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				<itunes:subtitle>We are have moved networks today yet! More bollocks spoken in episode! Listen immediately! </itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>We are have moved networks today yet! More bollocks spoken in episode! Listen immediately!</itunes:summary>
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		<itunes:author></itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
		<itunes:duration>17:21</itunes:duration>
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		<title>World Important News, Show Twenty-Two</title>
		<link>http://worldimportantnews.podbean.com/2007/11/08/world-important-news-show-twenty-two/</link>
		<comments>http://worldimportantnews.podbean.com/2007/11/08/world-important-news-show-twenty-two/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Nov 2007 14:59:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>worldimportantnews</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Finally at last II! New home, old episode II!

]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Finally at last II! New home, old episode II!
</p>
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				<itunes:subtitle>Finally at last II! New home, old episode II! </itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Finally at last II! New home, old episode II!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:keywords>comedy satire topical news scientology funny british politics sport republicans</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:author></itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
		<itunes:duration>15:26</itunes:duration>
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		<title>World Important News, Show Twenty-One</title>
		<link>http://worldimportantnews.podbean.com/2007/11/08/world-important-news-show-twenty-one/</link>
		<comments>http://worldimportantnews.podbean.com/2007/11/08/world-important-news-show-twenty-one/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Nov 2007 14:27:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>worldimportantnews</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Finally at last! New home, old episode!

]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Finally at last! New home, old episode!
</p>
]]></content:encoded>
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				<itunes:subtitle>Finally at last! New home, old episode! </itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Finally at last! New home, old episode!</itunes:summary>
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		<itunes:author></itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
		<itunes:duration>15:39</itunes:duration>
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